{"product_id":"sh-t-bag","title":"Sh*t Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur president is full of sh*t. Literally. Enlist your dog in the fight against fascism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spacing-style text-block text-block--AcjlqblBLVC9QdkRuN__text_QjX8kG custom\n     custom-typography  custom-font-size  custom-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the most trivial aspects of daily life can be commodified, can they also be used to fuel the impending\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClass War\u003c\/strong\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spacing-style text-block text-block--ASXJtOCtTUVJxS0txZ__text_yxD4h8 custom\n     custom-typography  custom-font-size  custom-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe think so.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spacing-style text-block text-block--AYVgrT0lSUEc0YWRac__text_F86LJf custom\n    text-block--align-left text-block--full-width  custom-typography  custom-font-size  custom-color\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSH*T Bag\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eby\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmolotov\u003c\/strong\u003e, a must-have for every responsible American patriot and dog owner. With these bags, you no longer have to worry about being distracted by culture war nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Karen and Ken on your block will know immediately that you have disengaged from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eculture war\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003epolitics and have graduated to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eclass war\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003epolitics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCongratulations, Comrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCorny - SH*T Bags are made with PBAT + PLA + Corn Starch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExtra Thick - Leak proof, strong, traps odors, resistant to hate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Smolotov","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42201177292894,"sku":"sh*t bag","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0874\/5048\/files\/1000018708.jpg?v=1763514830","url":"https:\/\/philipparoberts.com\/products\/sh-t-bag","provider":"Philippa Roberts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}